Saturday, November 04, 2006

Why Doogie?


Doog, it's over. It's been a 16 year love affair. It started in 1990 when I first saw you playing the child prodigy and was cemented upon the purchase of a poster with your smiling face in a blue plaid shirt in front of a hot pink background. Le Sigh.

Yes, you were my first love. But given the fact that you just publicly announced that you prefer men, I have no other choice than to break it off. The picture above should have been my first indication but love makes you blind. It's been wonderful, goodbye my love. (Tear)

3 comments:

ash said...

I am broken-hearted by this. Its funny that he plays a complete womanizer on "How I Met Your Mother" (my Monday night comedy). Sigh.

Abby said...

Kirk Cameron has got to be next.

Sara said...

I could have told you this...but I have that "special" insight...